Some helpful definitions:
ADWWIOW – Abrasive Dude With Whom I Once Worked.
AFF – Adult FriendFinder. NSFW. This is a site where people can post profiles to find sex partners. Rife with penises.
AM – Anterior Motive. It’s-a mee!
BC – Beercan. see The Usual Suspects for more.
DP – Double penetration. Usually involves sticking something up one’s twat and something else up one’s tushy. Often the aforementioned things are penises.
Dude – usually spoken derisively. I use this word to refer to people that I don’t really like.
Easy Letdown, The – The gentle explanation that a relationship of some sort can no longer continue.
EIB – My English Internet Boyfriend. He’s just the darlingest creature. I’d suspect a separation at birth if he weren’t several years younger than I.
FMF – Also known as “Two Chicks at the Same Time”. A menage a trois involving two ladies and one dude.
LBHF – My Little Brother’s Hot Friend. Way young, but tons of fun while it lasted. The sex was good; the relationship was stupid. See The Usual Suspects for more.
MFM – a menage-a-trois that involves two gentlemen and one lady.
OLB – opera-loving bodybuilder. see The Usual Suspects for more.
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