Juxtaposition

The conversations related here are transcribed from texts.

(01/30 6:39AM) OLB: Goodmorning beautiful!! xoxo
(01/30 11:31AM) Anterior Motive: It amazes me that you are even a morning person when your morning starts that early.
(01/30 11:50AM) OLB: It amzes me that i cant get u to come play so that i can smack your ass and choke you while you suck my cock….. ;-)
xoxox still bummed…..

I know that I probably shouldn’t have encouraged him in the first place, as it’s best to make a clean break in such situations. I must confess that I didn’t do so partially because I thought that I might later regret having burned this particular bridge, but now I see that remaining friendly is just not an option. Plus, if you recall, he has an EXTREMELY stupid face.

However, I’d also been texting with Dr. Jones at about the same time, and was struck by the differences between them. He’s currently in Pittsburgh, attending the funeral of a family member of his girlfriend. He’d been texting me to complain about the ice and snow on the roads and how miserable the drive had been, when a coworker who was in the same meeting as I was at the time piped up to mention that Dr. Jones was in Pittsburgh for a funeral and that it was really snowy and icy there. I was amused.

(01/30 11:21AM) Anterior Motive: Are you sending the same txts to me and [coworker] again? ;) thought i was special.
(01/30 11:47AM) Dr Jones: A similar one about the snow, but not the same.
(01/30 11:49AM) Anterior Motive: Just teasing you.
(01/30 11:55AM) Dr Jones: But you are special.

I sighed.

I’m confident in the assertion that I’m pretty tired of being a hoebag party-girl. I removed my profile from AFF last week, and I just feel disgusted at the idea of random NSA raunchy sex. My recent encounters have been just a bunch of worthless douchebags and I think I’m better off on my own.

Saturday night with AFF waiter

Pretty disappointing. He came over about 2.5 hours later than I expected. I put in a “nerd movie”, but not much of it was watched. We had dirty rough sex for about 2 hours. I achieved 0 orgasms. He had a difficult time maintaining an erection. He blamed it on the bourbon-and-zero that I’d made for him, but I think that’s pretty much bullshit, as a shot and a half of whiskey is really not enough booze to legitimize the whiskey-dick copout. This would not be the first time I’d encountered a 27-year-old navy man with erectile dysfunction.

I’ve been pretty universally disappointed with my AFF experiences and am considering just taking a break from the less fairer of the sexes until I’m ready to start having conversations with people before I fuck them. I hope I get past my latent Ex-and-Dr.J issues (not a combined set of issues; but the two of them together I think have put me on a doubleplus rebound) pretty soon, because I have been masturbating like nobody’s business lately. One might even call it chronic. Who needs cable?

Tired of OLB

I’m thinkin’ I might need to end things with OLB. Yes, he’s got a phenomenal body, but I just can’t stop thinking about how much I don’t like his stupid face. He’s just generally kind of a douchebag. Hardly seems worth putting up with such a face, despite the level of freakitude he seems to possess. I’m still on the fence at this point.

The Good, the Bad, Nothin’ Ugly Here

A less laconic update on AFF Waiter. We met at a bar near where I live last night for drinks. I ate beforehand (leftover kofta curry and biryani, and oh boy am I in dire need of fiber today), he ate there. His cited height of 5’9.5″ was more or less accurate. Dark, messy hair, dark eyes, very broad shoulders, nicely muscled arms. “Stocky” is a word I might use to describe him. He is charming without being glib, and pleasantly quirky. (e.g. “I dig your Chuck Norrises” in reference to my Chuck Taylor shoes.)

We chatted for about four hours and it didn’t get boring or awkwardly silent. He is half-Japanese (does this bring to mind the general Asian stereotype of endowment for anyone else?) in ethnicity and speaks Japanese fluently. Moving on to a bulleted list, since I’m not feeling particularly eloquent just now.

• Runner
• Smoker
• College student; recently got out of the Navy
• Lives with parents while finishing school
• Works as a waiter at a restaurant close to where I live. Described at length the body language necessary to succeeding in the people-service industries, which I found really interesting.
• Dimple in right cheek only; no cleft chin
• Drives a new-ish Nissan of some sort
• Kissed goodbye; cheek twice, mouth once, no tongue
• “Not interested in a serious relationship,” but “likes to take things organically”
• Thinks I am brilliant, gorgeous, and hilarious (probably because I am)
• Dog person
• Has a self-proclaimed “nerd fetish”. Nearly every man has at least one fetish.
• Very gracious about stumbling upon the Red Bull penispic while scrolling through corset vanity photos on my phone.

Overall impression: could be workable.

He’s coming over on Saturday evening, and made me promise to watch a “nerd movie” with him before taking advantage of him. I have a gigantic zit in my ass-crack right now, so any action might be out of the question this weekend anyway.

No OLB tonight

Cancelled on a whim. He seems annoyed. Looks like I might’ve lost this one for good. Not really broken up about it at all.

Recent addition: AFF waiter

Summary:

• AFF
• gorgeous
• waiter
• my age (usually i like em older)
• 5’9.5″, allegedly- possibly hot enough to make up for it
• geek-girl fetish
• runner
• next Monday evening

OLB: The actual first date

Ended up meeting at the sister bar of the bar where I spend most of my heavy-drinkin’ nights. I’d just arrived from a hair appointment (had to get cut and color on separate days, in case you wondered why I had two in a row). We drank several rounds and I rambled in my usual fashion about topics ranging from the Greek catamites to Abraham Lincoln being a white supremacist. He ate, I didn’t. His left hand was bandaged up, presumably due to his recent brown recluse incident. He complained a lot about not being able to go to the gym because of the bite

We got along okay, with moderate sparkage, so we decided to go to his house for “another drink”. Followed him to his house on the other side of town. He mixed orange-flavored vodka with sugar-free seltzer water (uh, yeah) and we made out in the kitchen for awhile. He showed me some photos of his past bodybuilding competitions, and he looked really weird and unnaturally bronzed in them.

We rolled around naked but didn’t have sex. He shaves his entire body, which contains no amount of fat whatsoever. For some reason, though, that didn’t make me feel self-conscious. It was fun, but nothing to cliché home about.

I left around 3am. I’ll probably see him again.

Stood up – part II

Text Message From Opera-Loving Bodybuilder: “Im a complete asshole…. Forgot. Fucked up. So sorry. Pain killers got mr [sic] jacked up. Hate me?”

Then he called me from the airport, as he is leaving tonight to go to Savannah for a week. Apparently he was bitten by a brown recluse and spent most of last week in the hospital. He is still allegedly in pain and took a bunch of percocet this morning, and has since been really out of it. If he is lying, it is certainly a complex and well-thought-out lie.

I told him I didn’t hate him, but was mildly annoyed, and that he should work out how he might be able to make it up to me.

Fell off the wagon. Again.

This gets pretty graphic. Stop reading now if you’re squeamish.

(11:14:35 AM) Dr. Jones: Hello
(11:14:51 AM) Anterior Motive: hi
(11:15:21 AM) Anterior Motive: you like stealth mode, eh?
(11:15:35 AM) Dr. Jones: oh, am I invisible?
(11:15:44 AM) Dr. Jones: says I’m available
(11:15:47 AM) Anterior Motive: yes. you are always invisible to me.
(11:15:51 AM) Anterior Motive: innnnteresting
(11:15:57 AM) Dr. Jones: nope
(11:16:02 AM) Anterior Motive: it
(11:16:09 AM) Dr. Jones: I must have changed it earlier
(11:16:10 AM) Anterior Motive: it’s a setting you can choose when you first add someone
(11:16:27 AM) Anterior Motive: huh there you are
(11:16:36 AM) Anterior Motive: this is the only time i have ever seen you as available on y!
(11:16:49 AM) Dr. Jones: yeah, a lot of time I don’t change it
(11:17:20 AM) Anterior Motive: no big deal
(11:17:24 AM) Dr. Jones: I never see you on y
(11:17:41 AM) Anterior Motive: i’m intermittent these days
(11:17:59 AM) Anterior Motive: i never use the other screenname anymore because so many skeezy aff people got ahold of it
(11:18:15 AM) Anterior Motive: it was a constant barrage of “hey baby send me pix of ur feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet”
(11:18:35 AM) Dr. Jones: lol… didn’t know there were that many feet fetish out there
(11:18:55 AM) Anterior Motive: just enough of them to make me feel like everyone i meet secretly has one
(11:23:23 AM) Dr. Jones: we’re all secretly pervs
(11:23:39 AM) Anterior Motive: sadly, i don’t believe that is the case
(11:23:59 AM) Anterior Motive: the world is full of vanilla
(11:24:05 AM) Anterior Motive: vanilla and people who just like feet.
(11:24:23 AM) Dr. Jones: I just don’t get the feet thing
(11:25:17 AM) Anterior Motive: i don’t necessarily have a problem with feet, but i’m with you – they just don’t really do it for me
(11:25:42 AM) Dr. Jones: I don’t mind including them in play, but they are definitely not my focus
(11:26:29 AM) Dr. Jones: however, I have done some naughty stuff with them that ended up being hot
(11:27:27 AM) Anterior Motive: yep these folks are strongly focused on feet
(11:28:13 AM) Anterior Motive: oh well
(11:28:30 AM) Dr. Jones: what are you going to do, right?
(11:28:42 AM) Anterior Motive: then there were older couples, and the very-much-not-passing TSes
(11:29:04 AM) Dr. Jones: yeah, saw a couple of your TS friends
(11:29:04 AM) Anterior Motive: and your random “hey baby what i gots to do to get them ankles on my shoulders tonite” rednecks
(11:29:12 AM) Dr. Jones: lol
(11:30:05 AM) Anterior Motive: overall, i’d say that AFF has a really low signal-to-noise ratio
(11:30:25 AM) Dr. Jones: yeah, you have to find the right filter
(11:30:36 AM) Dr. Jones: I’ve always had pretty good luck
(11:30:38 AM) Dr. Jones: however
(11:30:49 AM) Dr. Jones: for women, there is definitely a lot more noise on there
(11:31:34 AM) Anterior Motive: not a huge deal
(11:31:43 AM) Anterior Motive: since pretty much every man alive is a huge slut
(11:32:00 AM) Anterior Motive: it’s not difficult to wrangle folks when i feel so inclined
(11:32:05 AM) Dr. Jones: yeah, but something to be said for quality
(11:32:48 AM) Anterior Motive: i don’t disagree
(11:33:51 AM) Dr. Jones: I got a message on new years from the couple i used to see… damn, wish I was still with them
(11:34:15 AM) Anterior Motive: [name deleted] + [name deleted]?
(11:34:17 AM) Dr. Jones: they were definitely having fun
(11:34:19 AM) Dr. Jones: yeah
(11:34:28 AM) Anterior Motive: why don’t you do a thing w/them?
(11:34:41 AM) Dr. Jones: I’d love to
(11:34:58 AM) Dr. Jones: but really want to bring a partner
(11:35:00 AM) Anterior Motive: ahh, the faithful husband-to-be
(11:35:23 AM) Anterior Motive: well, take [skanky girlfriend's name], then
(11:35:41 AM) Dr. Jones: she met them
(11:35:55 AM) Dr. Jones: that’s why I don’t do anything with them anymore
(11:36:13 AM) Dr. Jones: she felt uncomfortable since I had history with them
(11:36:29 AM) Anterior Motive: ah
(11:36:31 AM) Anterior Motive: that’s too bad
(11:36:47 AM) Dr. Jones: yeah
(11:37:01 AM) Anterior Motive: life is full of disappointments, i guess
(11:38:02 AM) Dr. Jones: I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not
(11:38:24 AM) Anterior Motive: it’s another version of “oh well, what can you do” or “it is what it is”
(11:38:29 AM) Anterior Motive: but drier
(11:38:32 AM) Anterior Motive: i dislike winter
(11:38:40 AM) Anterior Motive: it is much easier to be cute in spring/summer
(11:39:16 AM) Anterior Motive: hard to look sexy in a bulky sweater and an overcoat
(11:39:28 AM) Dr. Jones: I disagree
(11:39:29 AM) Anterior Motive: but at least it’s not raining or super-cold today, i guess
(11:39:42 AM) Dr. Jones: skin isn’t the only thing needed to look sexy
(11:40:07 AM) Anterior Motive: but if every curve is concealed beneath layers of fabric…
(11:41:03 AM) Anterior Motive: well, personally, i don’t see your argument. i’m in firm disagreement.
(11:41:08 AM) Dr. Jones: yeah, I’ve been looking at places to move
(11:41:32 AM) Dr. Jones: looking for better year round climate
(11:41:42 AM) Dr. Jones: well, you have the right to do that
(11:42:15 AM) Dr. Jones: but I stand my ground… especially since I’m the typical gender you would be trying to attract
(11:42:34 AM) Anterior Motive: explain to me what’s sexy about big sweaters and heavy coats.
(11:43:17 AM) Dr. Jones: sexy is more about attitude and body language…. clothing has very little to do with it
(11:43:42 AM) Anterior Motive: sexy is a whole-package deal, imo
(11:43:51 AM) Anterior Motive: of course you have to be confident and assertive
(11:44:24 AM) Anterior Motive: but if you do that while wearing a potato sack, your effect would still be different from the one you’d get in, say, a slinky cocktail gown
(11:45:33 AM) Anterior Motive: sure, people have tried to pick me up while i’m grocery-shopping still all sweaty and disheveled from the gym, but i don’t see that as an excuse to not always try to be at the top of my game
(11:46:27 AM) Anterior Motive: see also: men are incredibly slutty and not difficult to get
(11:46:44 AM) Dr. Jones: that’s the thing, the sexiest women don’t need props. She can pull it off in anything
(11:46:57 AM) Dr. Jones: not entirely true
(11:47:09 AM) Anterior Motive: i’m speaking in general terms
(11:47:53 AM) Anterior Motive: but really, only one person has shot me down in as long as i can remember
(11:47:58 AM) Anterior Motive: *smirk*
(11:48:09 AM) Dr. Jones: hmmm
(11:48:14 AM) Dr. Jones: not shot down
(11:48:27 AM) Anterior Motive: just giving you shit.
(11:49:01 AM) Dr. Jones: If I recall correctly, I didn’t really shoot you down either
(11:49:43 AM) Anterior Motive: the whole ordeal was fairly confusing, so i can’t say for certain one way or another
(11:50:14 AM) Dr. Jones: uh, I believe you are familiar with how my cock feels… don’t know how that is shooting someone down
(11:50:58 AM) Anterior Motive: i was referring more to the instances of politely requesting the opportunity to suck it in the parking deck which were denied ;)
(11:51:15 AM) Anterior Motive: but seriously
(11:51:18 AM) Anterior Motive: i am just giving you shit
(11:51:35 AM) Dr. Jones: well, trust me, I did want to do that
(11:51:44 AM) Anterior Motive: i know, i know, just teasing
(11:51:50 AM) Anterior Motive: let’s change the subject
(11:52:01 AM) Dr. Jones: got a little uncomfortable with how comfortable we got with doing it in the parking deck
(11:52:25 AM) Anterior Motive: i didn’t even start out as the exhibitionist of the two of us
(11:52:31 AM) Dr. Jones: lol
(11:52:32 AM) Dr. Jones: I know
(11:53:07 AM) Dr. Jones: I loved watching and listening to you swallow my cock
(11:53:09 AM) Dr. Jones: it was amazing
(11:53:17 AM) Anterior Motive: and you know what’s sad
(11:53:24 AM) Anterior Motive: is that it’s not as much fun with other cocks
(11:53:27 AM) Anterior Motive: oh well
(11:53:45 AM) Dr. Jones: lol
(11:53:56 AM) Dr. Jones: trying to make me jealous?
(11:54:10 AM) Anterior Motive: i’ve been seeing a gorgeous dude with a really incredible beer-can cock, but he is just totally vanilla and immensely unsatisfying
(11:54:21 AM) Anterior Motive: am i still in a position to make you jealous? didn’t think i was
(11:54:35 AM) Anterior Motive: i am going to have to figure out how to let him down easy
(11:54:46 AM) Dr. Jones: yeah, hearing you are working on a beer-can cock isn’t easy
(11:54:52 AM) Anterior Motive: because i just don’t see it going anywhere interesting
(11:55:10 AM) Anterior Motive: ah, i’m sorry. i thought, you know, things were strictly platonic or something
(11:55:19 AM) Dr. Jones: mmhmmm
(11:55:43 AM) Anterior Motive: if it helps
(11:55:47 AM) Anterior Motive: he looks a lot like you.
(11:55:48 AM) Dr. Jones: why is it I always have the smallest cock of the guys you hook up with
(11:55:58 AM) Dr. Jones: just a bigger cock
(11:56:01 AM) Anterior Motive: thicker
(11:56:04 AM) Anterior Motive: not longer
(11:56:16 AM) Dr. Jones: a lot thicker it sounds like
(11:56:21 AM) Anterior Motive: and 1 orgasm for me to his name, so what does that tell you
(11:56:32 AM) Anterior Motive: i won’t lie, it is fairly impressive
(11:56:40 AM) Anterior Motive: but for what it’s done for me, hardly seems worth it
(11:56:41 AM) Dr. Jones: how does that feel inside of you
(11:57:07 AM) Anterior Motive: he’s very gentle and difficult to convince to be otherwise, so it’s not as much fun as i’d hoped
(11:57:14 AM) Dr. Jones: so why don’t you have a talk with him
(11:57:21 AM) Anterior Motive: yeah i have
(11:57:25 AM) Dr. Jones: and?
(11:57:44 AM) Anterior Motive: that’s just not how he is, he thinks sex is an expression of intimacy, etc etc whatever
(11:57:52 AM) Anterior Motive: plus he’s very quiet, which you know i hate
(11:58:02 AM) Dr. Jones: hmmm
(11:58:11 AM) Dr. Jones: does he just need time and encouragement
(11:58:15 AM) Anterior Motive: doubt it
(11:58:24 AM) Anterior Motive: at this point i’m looking for the easy letdown
(11:58:39 AM) Anterior Motive: i have attempted fixer-uppers before
(11:58:43 AM) Dr. Jones: so he’s really as thick as a can?
(11:58:45 AM) Anterior Motive: it’s never been worth the effort
(11:59:02 AM) Dr. Jones: yeah, I’ve learned that lesson over and over
(11:59:10 AM) Dr. Jones: it just never sticks for some damn reason
(11:59:11 AM) Anterior Motive: i exaggerate slightly, but my fingers don’t close all the way around it
(11:59:22 AM) Dr. Jones: wow
(11:59:27 AM) Anterior Motive: i KNOW
(11:59:30 AM) Anterior Motive: what a waste, huh?
(11:59:40 AM) Dr. Jones: have you had it in your ass?
(11:59:55 AM) Anterior Motive: nah
(12:00:03 PM) Dr. Jones: really?
(12:00:09 PM) Dr. Jones: that’s a shame
(12:00:31 PM) Anterior Motive: who in the world wants to be gently and caringly ass-fucked?
(12:00:38 PM) Anterior Motive: ok, probably many people
(12:00:50 PM) Dr. Jones: does he get off quick…. I know that is an extremely tight fit if he is thicker than me
(12:01:05 PM) Dr. Jones: I would my first time
(12:01:13 PM) Anterior Motive: hmmm, yeah, really fast- but short recovery period
(12:01:16 PM) Dr. Jones: but then it’s game on
(12:01:22 PM) Anterior Motive: at least you talk dirty and make noises
(12:01:22 PM) Dr. Jones: nice
(12:01:40 PM) Dr. Jones: and I didn’t even do very much of that with you
(12:02:10 PM) Dr. Jones: of course I didn’t have much time either… constantly getting off in a matter of minutes
(12:02:26 PM) Anterior Motive: you underestimate yourself
(12:02:36 PM) Anterior Motive: we were rolling around shifting positions quite a bit
(12:02:37 PM) Dr. Jones: no, just know what I’m capable of
(12:02:53 PM) Dr. Jones: you mean not everyone does that?
(12:02:55 PM) Anterior Motive: with this guy, that’s not really an option
(12:03:05 PM) Anterior Motive: people cum way too fast
(12:03:20 PM) Dr. Jones: I hadn’t fully gotten comfortable with treating you like a slut yet
(12:03:43 PM) Dr. Jones: ah, in every guy’s defense… your cunt is really fucking tight
(12:03:50 PM) Dr. Jones: the tightest I’ve ever felt
(12:03:52 PM) Anterior Motive: i hope that, when you reach your deathbed in 60 years, that’s one of your life’s great regrets ;)
(12:04:11 PM) Dr. Jones: what? That I didn’t treat you like a slut?
(12:04:14 PM) Anterior Motive: yep
(12:04:15 PM) Anterior Motive: joke.
(12:04:21 PM) Anterior Motive: it was funny to me, anyway
(12:04:23 PM) Dr. Jones: nope, it probably will be
(12:04:57 PM) Dr. Jones: so what are you up to now…. 17, 18?
(12:05:18 PM) Anterior Motive: hmm, i realized a couple months ago that i’d missed one in the original tally
(12:05:24 PM) Dr. Jones: ah
(12:05:38 PM) Anterior Motive: but now i’d have to start over again since i don’t remember what the tally was
(12:05:49 PM) Anterior Motive: i guess 17 though i think
(12:05:52 PM) Dr. Jones: I was 15, but now that would be 16
(12:06:02 PM) Anterior Motive: hmm ok
(12:06:03 PM) Dr. Jones: so you must be at least 18 now
(12:06:05 PM) Anterior Motive: then 18
(12:06:12 PM) Dr. Jones: really?
(12:06:29 PM) Anterior Motive: yeah, there was mr. huge mistake and then mr beercan
(12:06:34 PM) Anterior Motive: after you
(12:06:45 PM) Dr. Jones: ah…. how many have you sucked though?
(12:06:53 PM) Anterior Motive: one additional
(12:07:02 PM) Anterior Motive: but i don’t think i sucked mr huge mistake’s cock
(12:07:10 PM) Dr. Jones: wow… aff really hasn’t been much help
(12:07:14 PM) Anterior Motive: well
(12:07:16 PM) Anterior Motive: hehe
(12:07:22 PM) Anterior Motive: i keep making dates and then blowing them off
(12:07:26 PM) Dr. Jones: lol
(12:07:36 PM) Anterior Motive: i think i just like having dates more than actually going on them
(12:07:45 PM) Anterior Motive: but i have one this afternoon
(12:07:46 PM) Dr. Jones: yeah, that must be a nice feeling
(12:07:56 PM) Dr. Jones: not with mr beercan
(12:07:59 PM) Anterior Motive: already cancelled on him once
(12:08:01 PM) Anterior Motive: nah, not with him
(12:08:10 PM) Dr. Jones: going to cancel again? :)
(12:08:12 PM) Anterior Motive: i think he is doing some macho football thing today
(12:08:17 PM) Anterior Motive: nope, not this time
(12:08:30 PM) Anterior Motive: it’s just a meet-n-greet
(12:08:40 PM) Dr. Jones: http://adultcompass.com/tgp/bix/082xje/img/07.jpg
(12:09:03 PM) Anterior Motive: but the thing about aff is that you can at least filter out the people that are definitely sexually incompatible right off the bat
(12:09:20 PM) Dr. Jones: yep, that’s what I like about it
(12:09:25 PM) Dr. Jones: and why I ended up there
(12:09:32 PM) Anterior Motive: i had a date with a gorgeous couple a few weeks ago that i cancelled because i didn’t feel like i had anything appropriate to wear, and i’m still kicking myself for that
(12:09:51 PM) Dr. Jones: was tired of meeting girls and finding out a month or two later we had nothing sexually in common
(12:10:13 PM) Anterior Motive: yep agreed
(12:10:26 PM) Dr. Jones: I’ve had more hits since I’ve been up there this time
(12:10:31 PM) Dr. Jones: and all I show is my cock
(12:10:43 PM) Dr. Jones: guess that’s a better feature than my face
(12:11:00 PM) Anterior Motive: which is strange imo because i don’t personally get a huge kick out of that being the first thing i encounter about a person
(12:11:06 PM) Anterior Motive: not that your cock isn’t very pretty
(12:11:11 PM) Dr. Jones: I’ve had 4 couples want to set something up
(12:11:16 PM) Dr. Jones: 3 girls
(12:11:18 PM) Anterior Motive: but i’m partial to your face as well :P
(12:11:19 PM) Dr. Jones: and 2 ts
(12:11:44 PM) Dr. Jones: I know… I thought it would be a turn off for most
(12:11:55 PM) Anterior Motive: i get a lot more than that, but mostly a bunch of skeez
(12:11:57 PM) Dr. Jones: ah… thanks
(12:12:21 PM) Dr. Jones: I’m sure if I had a cunt… the offers would be rolling in. Guys are a dime a dozen on there
(12:12:38 PM) Dr. Jones: not that yours isn’t really nice and special
(12:12:49 PM) Anterior Motive: i don’t advertise it on the site
(12:12:56 PM) Dr. Jones: just saying there are a ton of guys on there
(12:13:00 PM) Anterior Motive: yep understood
(12:13:17 PM) Dr. Jones: so for me to get more hits with just my cock up there was surprising
(12:13:36 PM) Anterior Motive: the gallery is nice, too
(12:13:45 PM) Anterior Motive: i thought those photos looked hauntingly familiar
(12:14:11 PM) Dr. Jones: hell…. i don’t even know what I have up there
(12:14:20 PM) Anterior Motive: cock pics you texted me months ago
(12:14:23 PM) Dr. Jones: ah
(12:14:44 PM) Anterior Motive: i finally deleted that video, btw
(12:14:53 PM) Anterior Motive: had to make room for my torrent of gta iv :)
(12:14:55 PM) Dr. Jones: yep, I’ve got nothing new
(12:15:08 PM) Dr. Jones: of what?
(12:15:10 PM) Anterior Motive: interesting. why not?
(12:15:17 PM) Anterior Motive: you were all cock, all the time
(12:15:25 PM) Anterior Motive: grand theft auto 4
(12:15:29 PM) Dr. Jones: ah
(12:15:50 PM) Dr. Jones: no inspiration
(12:16:16 PM) Anterior Motive: i find that hard to believe, too
(12:16:24 PM) Dr. Jones: plus, I haven’t been feeling very sexy
(12:16:32 PM) Anterior Motive: don’t tell me you found that off switch
(12:16:39 PM) Dr. Jones: I didn’t find it
(12:16:54 PM) Dr. Jones: no, still horny, just not feeling sexy
(12:16:59 PM) Dr. Jones: I still jerk off all the time
(12:17:18 PM) Dr. Jones: don’t know how many times I feel like I’m just wasting it
(12:17:23 PM) Anterior Motive: i’m sorry. i do sincerely wish that i could help with that.
(12:18:00 PM) Dr. Jones: you don’t know how many times I’ve wanted to do just that
(12:18:25 PM) Anterior Motive: i understand.
(12:19:24 PM) Dr. Jones: one of my “friends” of AFF freaked when she found out I had sucked cock before
(12:19:36 PM) Dr. Jones: no longer a friend anymore
(12:19:43 PM) Anterior Motive: she sounds like an idiot
(12:19:47 PM) Anterior Motive: good riddance to her
(12:19:50 PM) Dr. Jones: and she claimed to bi herself
(12:20:17 PM) Anterior Motive: i just remembered an incredibly distasteful dream i had last night about licking kathy bates’s twat
(12:20:26 PM) Anterior Motive: so weird
(12:20:32 PM) Anterior Motive: sorry, had to share.
(12:20:46 PM) Dr. Jones: not at all
(12:20:58 PM) Dr. Jones: strangely enough, I don’t find that so distasteful
(12:21:02 PM) Anterior Motive: kathy bates?
(12:21:05 PM) Dr. Jones: yep
(12:21:08 PM) Anterior Motive: it was wrinkly and hairy in my dream
(12:21:08 PM) Dr. Jones: strange I know
(12:21:13 PM) Anterior Motive: and she was squatting over my face
(12:21:19 PM) Dr. Jones: mmm
(12:21:23 PM) Anterior Motive: and on that charming note
(12:21:36 PM) Anterior Motive: i need to go get ready for my date with someone else who looks remarkably like you
(12:21:41 PM) Dr. Jones: boo
(12:21:43 PM) Anterior Motive: i guess i definitely have a type
(12:21:56 PM) Dr. Jones: and I just lost my erection
(12:22:00 PM) Dr. Jones: seriously
(12:22:16 PM) Anterior Motive: i’d think it’d make you pleased that i’ve been going after surrogate [Dr. Joneses]
(12:22:30 PM) Anterior Motive: flattered at least
(12:22:39 PM) Dr. Jones: that’s not what made me lose it… you leaving is
(12:22:44 PM) Dr. Jones: yes, I am
(12:23:05 PM) Dr. Jones: but was enjoying masturbating while chatting with you… selfish I know
(12:23:13 PM) Anterior Motive: so naughty
(12:23:16 PM) Anterior Motive: i love it :(
(12:23:29 PM) Dr. Jones: yep… and thinking about how slutty I really want to treat you
(12:23:35 PM) Anterior Motive: i’m going to be showering
(12:23:59 PM) Anterior Motive: rubbing myself down as the water pours over my body
(12:24:20 PM) Anterior Motive: closing my eyes, leaning against one wall as i slide a finger inside my hot cunt
(12:24:28 PM) Dr. Jones: I want to jerk off all over you
(12:24:40 PM) Anterior Motive: i want to smear your cum all over myself
(12:24:53 PM) Dr. Jones: has mr beercan stretched your cunt any?
(12:25:12 PM) Anterior Motive: ahhhhh… doesn’t feel like it
(12:25:15 PM) Dr. Jones: it would be hot watching him work that inside your cunt
(12:25:23 PM) Dr. Jones: nice
(12:25:46 PM) Anterior Motive: you are such a dangerous slippery slope
(12:25:54 PM) Dr. Jones: I know
(12:26:19 PM) Anterior Motive: i’m inclined to say that, once i have a decent capture app, i’ll see what i can do about recording it if i ever fuck him again
(12:26:37 PM) Anterior Motive: but it takes a lot for me to not be constantly thinking about all the things i’d like to do to you
(12:26:43 PM) Dr. Jones: I want to record my cock going into your ass
(12:27:18 PM) Dr. Jones: as much as i like thinking about you with other or watching it… I’d much rather actually be fucking you myself
(12:27:32 PM) Anterior Motive: that’s my preference as well
(12:27:47 PM) Anterior Motive: but i can only take what i can get
(12:27:52 PM) Dr. Jones: I know
(12:27:58 PM) Anterior Motive: really have to go now. be thinking of you in the shower.
(12:28:16 PM) Dr. Jones: hence the entire cooling off period, I’ve probably just blown in one morning
(12:28:17 PM) Dr. Jones: :)
(12:28:25 PM) Dr. Jones: mmm
(12:28:41 PM) Anterior Motive: pretty much… and i was doing so well, too
(12:28:46 PM) Dr. Jones: I know
(12:28:47 PM) Dr. Jones: sorry
(12:28:58 PM) Anterior Motive: i bet you really aren’t
(12:29:08 PM) Anterior Motive: sorry, that is
(12:29:09 PM) Dr. Jones: I need to go stick a dildo up my ass or something
(12:29:25 PM) Dr. Jones: in a way I am, but in other’s I’m not
(12:29:27 PM) Anterior Motive: you’re killing me here
(12:29:47 PM) Dr. Jones: lol
(12:29:48 PM) Dr. Jones: how so
(12:30:08 PM) Anterior Motive: trying to entice me to be late by talking about fucking your ass
(12:30:13 PM) Anterior Motive: really gotta run
(12:30:13 PM) Dr. Jones: ah
(12:30:17 PM) Anterior Motive: maybe talk later, gorgeous
(12:30:24 PM) Dr. Jones: no, I was intending that to hurt me
(12:30:36 PM) Dr. Jones: k
(12:30:38 PM) Dr. Jones: have fun
(12:30:42 PM) Dr. Jones: in the shower

Last Night and This Morning

Whoo…

Went to that coworker’s Christmas party with K last night. I’d told Young EMT that I might meet up with him later, because I didn’t expect that we’d be at the party for long. Also, before leaving, I mailed my number to this dude on AFF and told him to give me a call if he was interested in getting a drink later. It was K’s idea to double-book (well, triple-book) the evening; she says I ought to be a tru playa or something like that.

So, we get to the party at about 10:30 and nearly everyone is pretty much already drunk when we arrive. We have a couple of drinks, then a couple more. There is backyard guitar singalong, which is, to me, one of the greatest hallmarks of a really good party. I am serious; I love drunk singing. The cops are called at some point which may have been around 2am, because I remember drunk-dialing my brother while we were still singing and the timestamp on my phone says that was at 1:59a (yeesh, feel so bad about that). I guess we left pretty shortly after that, because the timestamp for the call from the front gate says 2:11a.

Coworker throwing the party had a cute roommate; about 6’3″, dark hair, blue eyes. We talked about video games for awhile and somehow ended up making out a few times.

I know I gave him my number, but he didn’t give me his. Got a text message that I am pretty sure is from him, but I’m not positive- “Wish you were here. Have a good night.”3:47a. For some reason, my phone was in bed with me. No incriminating text messages, phone calls, or photos logged.

Ended up not going out to see Young EMT because I was way too drunk to drive anywhere. Texted him to say so at 2:22a. (I am really confused about the order in which things happened, because I thought I was still at the party when I sent that). The bars were probably all closed by then anyway, I guess. I haven’t heard back from him.

Woke up this morning and got another text message. After some deductive reasoning, I determine that it is the AFF dude to whom I gave my number last night. I need to start nicknaming these AFF dudes because so far I think I’ve mentioned 3 and it’s bound to become confusing. This one is a former bodybuilder who likes musical theater, so I guess I’ll call him Opera-Loving Bodybuilder. We exchanged a few text messages and then he called me. We talked on the phone for about an hour or so, until my phone died. We got through general background, career, and overall sexual preferences. Seems like a good match so far. We’re going to get together on Tuesday.