Progress?

Things have been weird with LBHF. I started to feel like I liked him more than he liked me,

Downgraded by ADWWIOW

“Abrasive Dude With Whom I Once Worked” is way too long. I’ll work on something else to call this guy. Anyway, our Friday dinner-and-drinks has been downgraded to just drinks.

He Facebook-messaged me to change plans.

“so my buddy is coming thru so can see him early then how about we just grab drinks instead of dinner and drinks? still wouldnt mind hittin [tikibar] for em either. figure maybe 9 should give me plenty of time. that sound ok?”

What the fuck ever, dude- I’m kinda fed up. FWB potential grows slimmer by the moment.

The other bitches

The Ex is still not really talking to me. I saw him this weekend, when we exchanged some things (he gave me some paperwork and I gave him my key to the loft). He’s going through some shit right now, and I don’t take it personally.

Dr. Jones is also not talking to me. Fuck that guy.

OLB hasn’t popped back up since I ignored his last “goodmorning beautiful xoxo”. Good riddance to him and his freakish full-body stubble.

Mr. Grownup Date is working as much as I am, and we’ve had a hard time coordinating with one another. Now I’m dreading telling him that I don’t want to see him after all.

There’s also some other dude from matchdotcom that’s been emailing me lately, but he seems like kind of a douche. Still not looking forward to telling him to fuck off. He asked if I wanted to get together for a drink, and I haven’t responded.

Ex’s effeminate friend and I were supposed to get together for drinks last week, but I was sick and neither of us emailed or called the other to cancel. He ignores me on forums like Twitter, Facebook, and his blog, but emails intimately- I’m annoyed at this game.

Unusually Tall Indian Guy made a mix CD for me and hinted that he’d like to go out on a date with me, but didn’t actually ask. He also said that I seem tense lately, which caused me to worry for a bit about whether or not I actually am tense, until I recognized the irony of the situation.

Saw Satanist Waiter out with LBHF. It was less awkward than I thought it might be, though it was still a little awkward. He smirked at us.

AFF Waiter texted a couple of weeks ago to solicit me for a FMF threesome. I didn’t respond and haven’t heard back from him.

Abrasive Dude With Whom I Once Worked has been Facebook-messaging me in the middle of the night in attempts to get me to go drink with him. He’s pretty attractive and I’d probably be interested if my attentions weren’t otherwise occupied. A little sad about this one, but I’d feel guilty if I pursued it, I think.

No one else comes to mind- I think this is the full rundown.

Facebook Flirters

Oddly, these people have been flirting with me on Facebook for the past couple of days. It makes me feel kinda weird.

1. This guy used to be a director at a company for which I previously worked. I had heard awhile back that he liked me particularly because he has a thing for “bad girls”. Recently, he offered to give me a Skype-based demonstration on the making of paneer.
2. This one was/is good friends with The Ex. He has serious food issues and may be bulimic. He loves my tattooed hip bones. Frankly, I am surprised at this, because the last girl he dated was super-mega-ultra tiny. I think she was/is also bulimic. I wonder if he told The Ex that he was planning to lay the mack down.
3. Ahh… I have been friends with this guy since I kicked his ass in the 7th grade spelling bee. He and I got into no end of trouble together throughout high school and have remained in touch ever since. We never hooked up, and I’m not really sure why. He is going through a divorce and lives in the D.C. area.

I’m so trashy

Me (9:57am)
On a scale of one to ten, I was pretty damn tacky. Sorry for making a spectacle. We had a great time. 

Coworker Party Host (9:58am)
Nooo! No apologies necessary. My headband was tacky. Dry humping my roommate on the stairs was priceless. :) He wants to marry you, by the way. Come over soon.